Well maybe not that fast...but exciting! This past weekend was full of adventure. First stop....Canterbury Park for Extreme Race Day with the housemates. Get this: Camel Races. Ostrich Races. Zebra Races. All mixed in with horse races. Who would have thought you could actually race these animals! Check it out!
Heres the little area where you can 'preview' the horses before the race. The real professionals don't need to see the animals before the race though. They read stats and junk. Real confusing stuff if you ask me.
You guys, this is a BBQ Sundae because why not? From the bottom: baked beans, cole slaw, pulled pork with BBQ sauce and a (tomato) cherry on top! Like I said because why not?
Onto the important stuff....EXOTIC ANIMAL RACES!
These guys raced in the "Camelbury Dash."
Thats...Rock N' Spit, It's Hump Day, Baby Got Back and Camelflage
Next up was the "Don't Lay and Egg Dash." Racing were birdies: Heisenbird (Ha! So current!), Ozzy Ostrich, Shake Ya Tail Feather, Little Flocker or Spaghetti Leg Steve
Buh buh buh Bird Bird Bird, Bird is the Word.
This might have been the most exciting race of the day! Featured in the "Zooming Zebras" race were Jailhouse Johnny, No Shades of Grey, Thicke Blurred Lines and Stripebiscuits. No Shades of Grey was a Zonkey! A zebra and donkey; if you watch my video down below, you'll definitely see the donkey come out of No Shades of Grey.
Look at dem stripes!
I'm so dizzy!
We also saw a bunch of horse races. There was a "duck race" which featured jockey's who have never won a race before (a maiden race). There was also a race with 20 horses, the battle of turfs, 8 horses on the grass and 12 horses on the dirt. Check it out!
This is my blissfull-trying-not-to-look-like-I'm-taking-a-selfie-indulgant-yay-a-corndog-face!
Also...MINI DONUTS! I also had some fried cheese curds for the first time-YUM!
That's Brian and that's Rachel and that's my dumb face on the right, getting eaten by bugs while sitting on the grass.
After we watched a few bands play, noshed on some mini donuts and saw kids spend their parents dollars on inflatable jumpy houses we had to make it home to the dogs. Brian took us on a quick detour up Summit Avenue. These houses were beautiful! Right on the Mississippi River, these big pseudo-plantation-colonial-manisons were breathtaking! Summit Avenue was named one of the "greatest streets" in America, whatever that means! Somewhere on Summit Ave is the Stuart House, one of the oldest houses in St. Paul! There's also a F. Scott Fitzgerald House and a Frank B. Kellogs house and a little further up the street is the Cathedral of St. Paul and Minnesota's Governors Residence. It was getting dark but we had to make a double pit stop at Hidden Falls.
The view from Hidden Falls! It was so beautiful!
After all that excitment I had to take a rest day. So Sunday was dedicated to being a lazy lazy sloth which entails....massages, watching half of the first season of Scandal and this...

A lobster grilled cheese from Lakes Tavern and Grill. YUM!
And a lot of puppy cuddling! (My favorite way to spend a Sunday)
Oh Cheyenne, you have stolen my heart.
There you have it! Super fast things and then super lazy things! And hey! There were food things in this one!
Stay tuned! Stay hungry!
-Taryn Julia






































